Primate Typings: The Tumblr

Touch typing would be easier with opposable thumbs

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This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.


Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

(via damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl)

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I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.

She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)

And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.

This is a REALLY good character analysis of Natasha.

(Source: daily-mcu, via skidar)

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9/23-9/30: Sketch Card with All Store Orders + Charm/Smut Peddler Giveaway


Due to being off meds (but back on) and some other physical bullshit ailments slowing me down this month (plus weeks of heat and no A/C), I’m kind of WAY off schedule for Slipshine pages and other things. And most my budget’s/donations have been dumped into shipping KS orders/replacement books.


So on top of working at triple speed this week, I’m offering a promotion before the month ends, that all store orders will come with a 4x6 sketch card, ink and grayscale marker on bristol — it will be random unless you send an email ( with a request. This is a small sketch card, keep requests simple, please.

This offer is good through the 30th of September. If you’ve already placed an order but have not received a shipping confirmation email yet, you will be receiving a sketch card as well.


Also, every order placed between now and the 30th will be put in a raffle for a set of discontinued Love Me Nice charms (seen here). Since my supply is limited and I’m still waiting to try a new company, these are discontinued. I haven’t sold any in 2 years. But everyone who orders this month will be put into a hat and a name will be pulled, and the winner will get a set of 4 (one of each) charms.

A second name will be drawn for my last copy of Smut Peddler 2012, signed by me (and other local artists they agree). I only own 2 copies, and am keeping one of them for personal collection. Smut Peddler 2012 is pretty much sold out, and I will never have it available in my store again — Even Spike doesn’t have any more.

Winners will be chosen on the 1st of October.

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every post I’ve seen about Bi Visibility Day has been a surreal, Lovecraftian work of horror about removing our outer skins of invisibility to reveal our strange reptile monster/dangerous super spy assassin/non-newtonian fluid/glow cloud/unspeakably terrifying non-corporeal true forms

I love all of you, you’re wonderful, please continue

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I love that Tumblr is promoting that Americans register to vote.


Young people never vote and it’s a problem for real